Konig-Chan


sweet-bitsy:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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cubic1es:

old school mcr magazine giveaway

sup guys so i’ve sort of grown out of mcr and have these magazines lying around from 04/05/06 

i’ve read them hundreds of times and they’re generally just not of any use to me anymore

all are in good condition and really rare to find nowadays

  • follow me ~ i will check 
  • no likes, just reblogs
  • please dont reblog 100x a day because no one likes that
  • mcr fans only
  • finishes june 1st

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HOW TO GET ON MY BLOG OF THE WEEK

z0rr:

All you have to do is reblog this post and be following me and i’ll announce the winner at the end of the week.

Perks of being on my blog of the week

  • I’ll follow you.
  • you WILL gain followers more frequently.
  • I average 10k+ on my page a day.

You can reblog it as many times as you want.

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colored pikiru’s lineart



areyoutryingtodeduceme:

YOU GUYS NEARLY 11,000 OF YOU PUT UP WITH ME ON A DAILY BASIS. You guys listen to more of my crap than my own boyfriend generally does. That deserves rewarding. So this is an extra SPECIAL tea give away, and there will be THREE winners. Oh my god. Want a chance to become one of those lucky three people? Read on and follow directions.

THE PRIZES:

  • First Place Prize: A set of all seven Sherlock Shipper tea blends [Sherlock/Moriarty, Sherlock/Irene, Moriarty/Moran, Mycroft/Lestrade, Lestrade/John, Lestrade/Molly, Molly/Moriarty]
  • Second Place Prize: A set of all four* Avengers Teas [Thor, Loki, Steve Rogers, and Coulson *and possibly also Tony Stark if I make a tea for him soon]
  • Third Place Prize: A set of all three Doctor Who Teas [The TARDIS, Amy Pond, and Rory]
  • IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE PRIZE PACKS: Each winner will get ONE blend specially created for them. It can be a character or ship or show or book or whatever that I haven’t done that they’d like me to do. It can even be a blend made based on THEM. Whatever the winners would like. They each get to request one, and they will receive it with their other teas.

I MIGHT ADD TO THESE PRIZES. If this gets reblogged like, a lot, or something, I might lose my head and also send the winners mugs to go with their tea. Or a book. WE’LL SEE.

THE RULES: 

  • Anyone ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD can enter EXCEPT AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND!! I am SUPER sorry for my followers down under because not only do you have to put up with terrifying wild life, you can’t even allow tea to be imported to help comfort you. Sorry, there’s like, crazy laws and stuff.
  • You do not have to be following me to win, but it might be helpful to keep track of updates or changes (if any). Plus I plan to make some blends for other fandoms in the future, so if tea is your thing, it might not be a bad idea?
  • Only two reblogs a day allowed.I did not realize how often people would reblog my last big give away soooo I’m going to enforce this LOL. You can reblog on as many days as you’d like, but yeah, only 2 reblogs a day please. I’ll be checking.
  • LIKES DON’T COUNT. Sorry! You have to reblog!
  • The give away will end and I will choose the winners on FRIDAY JUNE 1STI’ll probably do the drawing late at night on that day, so I’m going to say I’ll stop counting reblogs at 10 p.m. EST. Winners may not be announced until the next day or so, just to be aware!
  • Here’s how the winners will be selected: Just like all of my other give aways, I’ll compile a spreadsheet or numbered list of all of the reblogs, and I’ll use the number generator on random.org to chose a number and find the corresponding username on the list. The first number I draw will win the first place prize (or, if they are more into Avengers or Doctor Who, they may chose one of the other prizes). Second number I draw will win the second place prize (or a choice between whatever two packs remain), and the third number drawn will receive the last prize!

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julietfoxtrot:

Giving away a brand new Monoprice tablet! It has been opened to see if everything was there and for a quick 5 minute test run (the battery it came with is in the pen already). I liked the tablet but changed my mind - So I’d love to give it a new home to someone who is in need!

RULES

  • You do NOT have to follow me
  • Reblog to enter - likes and multiple reblogs don’t count. Just one. (If you
    don’t want the tablet and would like to reblog for signal boost then please say so, when rebloging it, so that I know to exclude you in the final drawing)
  • I will ship anywhere world wide
  • Make sure you ask box is open so I can let you know if you’ve won!
  • Contest ends June 3rd at 11:30pm CST
  • The winner will be picked with a random number generator

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We’re all going to be such messed up parents.

epic-humor:

Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:

Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.

YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.

Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.

Music shall be your life. Rock out always!

And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.


Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.

Dude what are you talking about? We’re going to be awesome parents!

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ask box

so i just opened my ask box because well…..i was bored and i have a few followers so i was wondering why you guys are following me? it’d be cool to find out or you can just ask random questions


tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

getting hit in the eye and being thrown over a banister when i was like…..seven. bloody and painful but i think that’s why i remember it so well


‎90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love. Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you dont repost this, your worst week starts now

theepichumor:

  1. ugh why did I read that???????????? Shit
  2. Why.
  3. Bring on the good news bitch.

ugh. I needa reblog this I’m sorry

i read it. fuck. BUT I’MA REBLOG CAUSE I’M ON KENDALL’SSSSSSSSSSSSSS.~
 

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ugh sorry i need this

aww shit i read it

This blog will make you laugh out loud!

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